You are in luck! After some discussion, we have decided that we do not have a protocol in place for these situations.
As a result, we have decided to offer your word come at a deep discount.
This is not the first time
this has happened
but we often regret our decision
after we calculate
how much profit
we have lost.
Our suggestion to you
is to take the word
and run.
Click the picture above to take your word and run.